US Politician Ron DeSantis named Pogonophobe of the Year
Beard Liberation Front
Press release 22nd June
contact BLF Organiser Keith Flett 07803 167266
Ron DeSantis named Pogonophobe of the Year
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has named Governor of Florida Ron DeSantis as Pogonophobe of the Year as part of National Beard Week.
Previous recipients of the perhaps unwanted accolade include Boris Johnson, Nigel Farage and Donald Trump
DeSantis is known for launching an ill-defined and often incoherent War on Woke
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, beard wearers are proud to be Woke and perpetually clean shaven Ron DeSantis clearly hates beards, making him Pogonophobe of the Year
National Beard Week 2023
Monday 19th June: Hirsute Personality of the Year: the beard wearer who has made the positive public impact during the year. 2023 winner- Moeen Ali
Tuesday 20th June: Beard Friendly Sandwich of the Year: the sandwich that goes in the mouth not the beard. 2023: Chip Butty
Wednesday 21st June: Hirsute Broadcaster of the Year: the broadcaster whose beard has had the most public impact. 2023 Michael Rosen
Thursday 22nd June: Pogonophobe of the Year: the most notorious beard hater of the year; 2023 Ron DeSantis
Friday 23rd June: Beard Friendly Employer of the Year: the field grows wider each year 2023 TBA Saturday
24th June: Beard of Summer 2023: the third of the four quarterly seasonal Awards 2023 TBA
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, beard wearers are proud to be Woke and perpetually clean shaven Ron DeSantis clearly hates beards, making him Pogonophobe of the Year
National Beard Week 2023
Monday 19th June: Hirsute Personality of the Year: the beard wearer who has made the positive public impact during the year. 2023 winner- Moeen Ali
Tuesday 20th June: Beard Friendly Sandwich of the Year: the sandwich that goes in the mouth not the beard. 2023: Chip Butty
Wednesday 21st June: Hirsute Broadcaster of the Year: the broadcaster whose beard has had the most public impact. 2023 Michael Rosen
Thursday 22nd June: Pogonophobe of the Year: the most notorious beard hater of the year; 2023 Ron DeSantis
Friday 23rd June: Beard Friendly Employer of the Year: the field grows wider each year 2023 TBA Saturday
24th June: Beard of Summer 2023: the third of the four quarterly seasonal Awards 2023 TBA
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