The Ambridge Socialist
July 9th
When will Helen twig that Henry listens to the Archers?
Helen is concerned that Henry has not only whacked someone at school, pace Lee, but that he knows that Titchener is back. It appears that Jack also knows. Helen has yet to twig that Henry listens to the Archers it seems
(Not Yet) The proletarian wedding of the decade
Tracy’s wedding to Jazzer will be without doubt the proletarian wedding of the decade when it takes place. The so far happy couple missed their slot at the Registry Office on Thursday because they were locked in the bathroom.
This was preceded by some slightly absurd Archers scenes. The Professor revealed to Jazzer that he was in fact born in England and hence was not really Scots. Fortunately this was a blip and Jazzer resumed his Scottish persona.
Jazzer also sang Scarborough Fayre to Tracy which was more the actor that plays Jazzer than the man himself.
Now the happy couple are off to Scotland (in the Professor’s car) for a honeymoon leaving Brad, George and Mia to work it all out
The Professor sells out
The Professor has sold out on the charging station and given up campaigning against Big Capital on the basis that the people of Ambridge, after a public meeting, want it. The Professor is a man of principles but he is a useless campaigner. He now plans to get an electric car.
He has also revealed to Susan that he doesn’t like salad cream
Perhaps they will marry at Gretna Green?