The Ambridge Socialist
16th July
Titchener is on his way out
Titchener has been found to be suffering from chronic Archers Syndrome. As a condition it can linger on however
We back George Grundy, critically
George Grundy has been sacked from Berrow Farm because it was alleged by the manager Hannah that he had brought a sausage roll on site which was gross misconduct. George denied this but then called Hannah a liar. In the Ambridge Socialist poll opinion was evenly divided as to whether George was fairly dismissed or not but a majority agreed he should have a right of appeal. The Ambridge Socialist thinks George needs a union rep who can kick him when he says something that is stupid or inappropriate, which is frequently.
Fallon and the Future
Fallon wants an 8 year lease on the tea shop to effectively fight opposition from the new charging station’s facilities. Tom is not sure such a long lease is sensible. It’s important to remember that Tom is the Ambridge Village Idiot
Lynda is trying to undermine the Grundy Fete
The Ambridge Socialist supports the Grundy Fete. Its time for a festival of proletarian pastimes in Ambridge
In Other News
Pip doesn’t think growing cherries is prudent
Stella and Pip have been drinking wine
Brian thinks going down to the pub is preferable to swimming
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