Beard Liberation Front
PRESS RELEASE
18th July
Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266
New Beard Alert issued as flying ants swarm
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers which campaigns against beardism, irrational prejudice against the hirsute has issued a new Beard Alert covering numerous parts of Britain as reports of flying ants swarming come into Beard HQ.
The campaigners say that the ants have a tendency to fly into and become lodged in the beard thereby feeding the oldest Pogonophobic prejudice that the hirsute have things stuck in their beards.
The BLF says that the Flying Ant crisis while important is also temporary and will last only for a few days. However during this period beard wearers are advised to dampen their beards with a hoppy beer or an appropriate equivalent on a regular basis to keep the ants at bay.
BLF organiser Keith Flett said, there have been doubters on social media claiming that flying ants are a ‘local’ problem. The BLF does not issue Beard Alerts lightly and for the moment beard wearers need to take the flying ant swarms very seriously indeed.
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