
Beard Liberation Front
13th August
The Beard Liberation Front has said with the transfer of England Men’s Football team Harry Kane to Bayern there is a significant concern that Beard Wars will develop between Kane and Bayern manager Thomas Tuchel.
Kane’s Beard Power is a significant part of his game while Tuchel’s beard is inconsistent and ephemeral often giving the impression that he has forgotten to shave for a few days.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, if Tuchel doesn’t grasp the importance of Harry Kane’s beard to his game we predict there will be Beard Wars at Bayern


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