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Warning of Tuchel v Kane Beard Wars

In Uncategorized on August 11, 2023 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

13th August

The Beard Liberation Front has said with the transfer of England Men’s Football team Harry Kane to Bayern there is a significant concern that Beard Wars will develop between Kane and Bayern manager Thomas Tuchel.

Kane’s Beard Power is a significant part of his game while Tuchel’s beard is inconsistent and ephemeral often giving the impression that he has forgotten to shave for a few days.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, if Tuchel doesn’t grasp the importance of Harry Kane’s beard to his game we predict there will be Beard Wars at Bayern

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