Beard Liberation Front
5th September
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that Keir Starmer’s latest Shadow Cabinet reshuffle has left him with more clean shaven revisionists even than Tony Blair.
Blair was prepared to tolerate beard wearers such as David Blunkett, Robin Cook and Frank Dobson.
By contrast Starmer’s Cabinet contains just one and half beards- that of Jonathan Ashworth and on occasion Darren Jones.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett, one of the reasons the BLF was founded in the mid-1990s was to oppose Blairite clean shaven revisionism. However compared to Starmer, Blair’s Cabinet’s appear positively beard friendly by contrast
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