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Beard Campaigners back trimming as hottest day of the year forecast

In Uncategorized on September 7, 2023 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

Media Release 7th September

Contact: BLF Organiser Keith Flett 07803 167266

Beard Campaigners back trimming as hottest day of the year forecast

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has backed beard trimming, as the Met Office forecasts the hottest day of 2023 on Saturday with temperatures in some areas over 30C.

The campaigners say that while facial hair can protect against the sun, a full organic beard is likely to be uncomfortable particularly, as it typically the case in urban areas, high humidity accompanies high air temperatures.

It is possible to cool the beard by using hand held fans, visiting air-conditioned offices and shops and also by briefly immersing it in chilled beer or lager but during a heatwave a prudent trim of the beard may be the best way for the hirsute to cope

There is precedent for beard trimming.

While in Algiers in 1882 ,towards the end of his life, Marx wrote to Engels that he’d had his ‘prophet’s beard’ shaved. A photo of a comparatively clean-shaven Marx however is believed to be a mock-up rather than an actual picture.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, of course we’re not the beard police and some may prefer to keep their beards ‘as is’. However in very hot weather it is certainly permissible to trim the beard a little.

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