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Voters in Rutherglen send message on beards

In Uncategorized on October 6, 2023 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

6th October

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that voters in Rutherglen have sent a clear message on beards to authority.

The full beard of the Tory candidate was rejected, clearly on the grounds that they were hiding Suella Braverman in. Rather the the more conservatively hirsute Labour candidate shaved the SNP.

This can be seen as a clear message to clean shaven Starmerism and a recognition of the hirsute heritage of Scottish Labour going back to Keir Hardie

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, Rutherglen sends a clear message to Keir Starmer. Beard Power wins elections

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