Beard Liberation Front
10th October
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that evidence is emerging that a beard quota operated in the audience during Keir Starmer’s Leaders Speech to Labour Conference on Tuesday.
The only prominent beard at the front of the audience was Shadow Business Secretary Jonathan Reynolds. BLF observers in the hall have reported the merest smatteing of facial hair amongst the rest of the crowd, far less than would be expected in a representative sample of people.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, it looks like a victory for Starmerite clean shaven revisionism, probably inspired by Lord Mandelson, whose disappearing moustache was never properly accounted for
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