Beard Liberation Front
24th October
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that Heinz’s recently published guide to how successfully produce beans on toast is not beard friendly.
The BLF Research Department has tweaked the guide specifically to make it beard friendly:
1 Toast slices of white bread and set aside
2 Heat baked beans. The BLF notes that bringing them to the boil or not is optional, but prolonged boiling must be avoided.
3 Once the beans are hot, drain off a small amount of the sauce taking care to still leave the beans coated in sauce
4 Butter the toast
5 Spoon the beans on to the toast and eat
This method avoids sauce getting into the beard, damaging the follicles,and giving credence to those who thinks the Twits represents reality
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/youve-been-making-beans-toast-31234912
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