Beard Liberation Front
31st October
GB News’ Neil Oliver out spooks Jonathan Gullis to win ‘Scary Beard of Halloween’ vote
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, which campaigns against irrational prejudice against the hirsute, has said that the crypt door has creaked open on the Scariest Beard of Halloween 2023 poll.
Looking inside GB News presenter Neil Oliver out spooked the 2022 winner Jonathan Gullis MP in the annual on-line poll.
The title, awarded each year on October 31st, takes a wry look at Halloween festivities by identifying the scariest beard in the public eye. The winner is likely to win by the narrowest crack of a squeaky floorboard.
The BLF does not generally believe that beards are scary, a view promoted by generations of beard hating pogonophobes.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, facial hair is part of Halloween tradition. We aim every year to subvert some of the beard hatred that lies behind that, while looking in a light hearted way at ‘scary’ beards. While both Neil Oliver and Jonathan Gullis have robust views, their beards remain outstanding. However on a dark, windswept night, things may momentarily look a little different!
The Final Four ‘Scary Beards’
Neil Oliver
Laurence Fox
Jonathan Gullis MP
Paul Mason
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