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Beard Liberation Front says Erik ten Hag must shave his beard off & start again

In Uncategorized on November 2, 2023 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

2nd November

Beard Liberation Front says Erik ten Hag must shave his beard off and start again

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has reported on its specialist analysis of Erik ten Hag’s managerial crisis at Manchester United.

United have suffered their worst start to a football season for many years.

While ten Hag has said he is determined to stay at the Club the BLF analysis suggests that this won’t be possible without significant action to address what has become a follicular crisis.

The campaigners say that it has become clear that ten Hag has the wrong sort of beard to successfully manage Manchester United. He will need to shave his beard off and start again, looking at successful managerial facial hair styles such as that of Mikel Arteta at Arsenal or Ange Postecoglou at Spurs.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, Beard Power is a key route to footballing success but when a particular beard style is just not working the only thing is to shave it off and start again

One Response to “Beard Liberation Front says Erik ten Hag must shave his beard off & start again”

  1. Michael Mullan's avatar

    Harsh. but it’s Man U.

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