Alan aka the Vicar is trying to cancel Xmas by claiming that St Stephens can’t afford a Christmas tree. So far none of the usual cancel brigade have piped up but it is surely only a matter of time before a Daily Mail front page and hours of gammonising on GBNews. In the meantime Alan could of course easily avail himself of a Grundy Xmas tree which would no doubt be available at a very advantegous rate
Harry is at the Stables
Harry has turned up at the Stables concerned about the horse he owns, which was injured after it bolted from fireworks. However Harry has encountered Alice and his concerns for horses are now rather less.
Titchener is lingering
Titchener is still with us despite the Queen’s call for his immediate despatch. He invited Helen to smother him and put the listeners out of our misery of having to listen to Titchener droning on. Unfortunately she declined and in doing so disobeyed a direct command she had received in writing from Camilla. Needless to say the BBC report didn’t mention this.
In Other News
Jakob & Kate have made appearances this week
Excellent idea re Grundy Tree.