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Campaign for Real Santas calls on Starmer to stop playing soldiers & be a Seasonal Santa

In Uncategorized on December 23, 2023 by kmflett

Campaign for Real Santas

23rd December

The Campaign for Real Santas which every year promotes Santas with genuine beards as opposed to false ones has called on Labour leader Keir Starmer to stop playing soldiers and dress up as a Seasonal Santa instead.

The campaigners say that its understood that Starmer is ideologically opposed to facial hair but on this occasion an organic knitted beard would be acceptable

Campaign for Real Santas organiser Keith Flett said, its the season of peace and goodwill and that must mean Santa Starmer not Soldier Starmer

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