The Guardian
Since 2010 Britain has been governed for the majority of the time by Prime Ministers who went to Eton- Cameron and Johnson. The exceptions were May (not eligible due to gender) and Sunak (Winchester). The population has had the piss taken out of it on an unparelleled scale.
In that context there is a significant irony that the new term at Eton has not started this week as planned because flooding in the town has a sewerage overflow meaning the gents at Eton are not operable. A better image of Tory Britain is difficult to think of.
Thames Water is responsible for sorting matters out, and while Eton schoolboys are working from home they may care to check to see if Mummy or Daddy hold shares or indeed sit on the Board
Silly mummy and daddy.