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Klopp departure due to declining follicle power

In Uncategorized on January 26, 2024 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

26th January

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that Jurgen Klopp’s resignation as Liverpool manager is closely related to declining follicle power.

While Liverpool are currently top of the Premiership Klopp has frequently appeared exasperated in recent times despite changing his beard format on several occasions.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said,we expect Klopp will be back but for the moment is declining follicle issues suggest a back to the roots period is needed.

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