Beard Liberation Front
27th January
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has issued a guide on how to enjoy National Chocolate Cake Day on 27th January safely.
The campaigners say that for the hirsute there is a significant risk of getting cake crumbs and chocolate ganache lodged in the beard. This can lead both to Roald Dahl Twit’s type commentary from beard haters, and the ganache making a sticky mess of the follicles
How to enjoy National Chocolate Day Safely
1Do not eat the chocolate cake with your hands
2 Do use utensils to eat the cake, either a fork or a spoon
3 Make sure the chocolate cake is of a moderate size, enabling bite size pieces to be detached without crumbs or chocolate flying loose
4 Have a napkin to hand to catch any crumbs and immediately wipe away any loose chocolate ganache
BLF Organiser Keith Flett, alternatively an entirely safe method is to read Michael Rosen’s chocolate cake poem. This contains no actual cake or chocolate but may provoke the desire to have some.
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