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Ambridge Socialist: Harrison v Harry. This village ain’t big enough for the both of us

In Uncategorized on February 25, 2024 by kmflett

Sgt Knacker Burns, having checked the record, has found that Harry Chilcott has a series of drunk and disorderly offences and one for drunk driving. Knacker coming across Chilcott in a pub with his car parked outside, had some advice. Chilcott threatened to tell Knacker’s bosses, while Knacker eventually told Alice about Harry’s drinking. The mutual destruction of the contending parties beckons

The Bull Car Park Lights: Can Dave & Vince Fix Them?

Dave and Vince have been trying to fix the lights in the car park at the Bull. Could they fix it? Of course they couldn’t. It needs a professional

Ed, Emma & trees

The bank has refused a loan, with Emma making some suitable remarks about bankers. Will however will raise a mortgage on One the Green to cover the £20K costs. The moral economy of Ambridge still exists

Cow Hide at the Tea Rooms

Vince has suggested that the tea rooms need cheering up a bit and Natasha has agreed that the way forward is to hang Bridge Farm cow hides on the walls. Hmmm

Markie & the Bull

Markie has had another chat with Jolene in a cafe where he could be seen and overheard and quite probably caught on CCTV etc and told her not to say anything. The Ambridge Socialist thinks Mr Markie needs to take care out there

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