March 3rd
Eco Vandalism at the charging station
Susan and Neil have been on a helicopter ride over Ambridge to mark Susan’s birthday. Neil discovers that the construction of the much discussed charging station seems to involve the chopping down of an oak tree, one of the oldest in Ambridge. A protest is surely needed and on this occasion a mob at midnight would be a good plan. It will certainly achieve more than Jim and Neil being fobbed off by Damara Capital’s Justin with vague plans to plant more trees.
Quiz Night at the Bull
Kenton has resumed his role as quizmaster but attendance was limited as Jazzer had warned all and sundry that the Bull is a bit dodgy. Later Jazzer was contrite and the masses returned
Alistair & Lurve
Alistair has been proclaiming his lurve for Denise. This story has (at the very least) weeks to run yet so be prepared
Alice has given Harry the boot
We hope
Is Sergeant Knacker Burns knackered?
In recent times we have learnt a good deal about police disciplinary procedures. Sgt Knacker Burns is being investigated for unprofessional behaviour in respect of leaking confidential details about Harry to Fallon and Alice. The Ambridge Socialist confidently predicts that he will be found guilty and told to carry on. After all if all officers who behaved unprofessionally were given the boot how many would be left?
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