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Ambridge Socialist. Knacker Burns gets off

In Uncategorized on April 7, 2024 by kmflett

7th April

Sgt Knacker Burns gets off

Sgt Knacker Burns faced a disciplinary hearing this week after leaking personal details of Harry Chilcott’s activities to Alice. Uniquely for recent Archers history he was accompanied by a sort of union rep. Knacker got a final written warning for two years. Given that he had broken data protection law he was perhaps lucky. However he may also consider himself unfortunate that he is a member of the Borsetshire Force. In the Met he would either have been promoted or retired on a full pension depending on the level of awkwardness he had caused..

Changing Places, Miranda, Brian, Lilian and Justin

A lot of harrumphing and spluttering from Justin this week signifying nothing very much. A sort of sub Brian Rix bedroom farce is playing out.

George: Influencer

Who exactly George is influencing with his social posts of Bartleby in a field is unclear. Eddie’s mention of Johny Morris and Animal Magic may well have appealed to the Archers core audience, but that was all a long time ago

In Other News

Harry may have alcoholic liver disease. Alice has got involved. A sort of replay of the Helen/Titchener reprise. At least finally Helen did say no. Alice needs to do the same

Jolene has fessed up about recent events at the Bull

Robert Snell is being tedious, again

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