Masterchef to the Commons Seasonal Food Update. Penny Mordaunt thinks Starmer is a Decorator Crab running Operation Radish
This unlikely statement was made by the Leader of the Commons Penny Mordaunt on 9th May. A link to the full exchange is below
and it is a shame that we are not due an update to Peter Brookes’ “Nature Notes”, for the decorator crab is a species that covers its surface area with materials to disguise its true form, usually selecting sedentary creatures and seaweed. The Leader of the Opposition is the decorator crab of these Benches……
This is Operation Radish: the concerted effort to convince the British public that while the Labour party might look red on the outside, at its heart it really is not at all.
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