26th May
Socialist candidate looks to stand in South Borsetshire
With the long standing Tory MP for South Borsetshire Bufton Tufton at last standing down its time for socialist ideas to be argued for and that won’t be coming from the (yet to be elected) Starmerite candidate. Of course we want the Tories out but we also want real change both on the cost of living and Gaza. At the moment a number of potential candidates are being considered.
Sgt Knacker Burns comes out as a policeman
Sgt Harrison Knacker Burns has always been reported by the BBC as a sensible, rational caring person. These are not the qualities many readers of the Ambridge Socialist would identify as being those of many police officers. First Knacker Burns got religion and now he has made himself ill obsessing over the loss of baby that his partner Fallon did not want and didn’t even know she was pregnant with.Time for Knacker Burns to be arrested for being a public nuisance and seriously bad acting.
Burger Bill
Burger Bill apparently runs the canteen at Vince’s meat packing factory. Freddie thinks the food and Burger Bill himself need an upgrade. Eating out at a Philippine restaurant a deal is stuck for training and meat supply. Non meat eaters need not apply
Joy, Rochelle & Mick
Rochelle who is according to the BBC Joy’s daughter, is one of the non speaking people of Ambridge. Perhaps she could send a message on social media
The Ambridge T20. The Archers goes off message
What’s wrong with the Hundred??
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