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Beard Liberation Front won’t stand in Election but will endorse appropriate hirsute candidates

In Uncategorized on June 6, 2024 by kmflett

the last hirsute Prime Minister Lord Salisbury (Tory) left Office in 1902

Beard Liberation Front

7th June

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Beard Liberation Front won’t stand in Election but will endorse hirsute candidates

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that it has decided not to stand candidates in the July 4th General Election. It says the surprise timing has made it difficult to agree suitable constituencies where a hirsute intervention might make a difference.

However it will endorse a range of hirsute candidates cross a range of parties and independents.

These will include former Beard of the Year Jeremy Corbyn in Islington North and the Tory candidate for Clacton Giles Watling.

A full list of endorsed candidates will be available nearer the Election after lists of nominated candidates are scrutinised. The BLF is not party political but will not support racist candidates or those likely to bring the hirsute into disrepute such as Jonathan Gullis and James Cleverley

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, its clearly a very clean shaven election, with a clean shaven man in a suit set to be PM again after July 4th. That underlines how important the work of the Beard Liberation Front is in promoting Beard Power in British politics

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