The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has warned Boris Johnson, who is 61 on June 19th, to avoid growing the beard of political defeat.
As a Premier Johnson was a clean shaven disaster, such a disaster in fact that he did not campaign for the Tories in the 2024 Election but instead went off on yet another holiday.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, our birthday message to Boris Johnson, is to please avoid doing anything that brings the hirsute into disrepute and that includes growing a beard of political defeat.
He’s not looking well is he