Beard Liberation Front
20th June
Media Release. Contact BLF Organiser Keith Flett @kmflett
National Beard Week, Nigel Farage named as Beard Hater of the Year 2024
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has named Nigel Farage as Beard Hater of the Year 2024 as part of National Beard Week.
The campaigners say that Farage is perpetually clean shaven, aside from a brief period in 2016 when he grew a dubious moustache before quickly shaving it off.
While there are ReformUK Election candidates with beards its clear that the vetting process was not properly carried out and this may well account for the anomaly.
The BLF says that while anti-beard comments allegedly made by Farage in the past cannot be verified, its clear that the traditional stereotype of beard wearers as left-wing or nonconformist is something Farage hates.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, we expect Nigel Farage to wear the title of Beard Hater of the Year as a Badge of Honour
Monday 17th June: Hirsute Personality of the Year: the beard wearer who has made the positive public impact during the year. 2024 winner- Jeremy Corbyn
Tuesday 18th June: Beard Friendly Sandwich of the Year: the sandwich that goes in the mouth not the beard. 2024: Bacon or Facon
Wednesday 19th June: Hirsute Broadcaster of the Year: the broadcaster whose beard has had the most public impact. 2024 Aatif Nawaz
Thursday 20th June: Pogonophobe of the Year: the most notorious beard hater of the year; 2024 Nigel Farage
Friday 21st June: Beard Friendly Election Manifesto TBA
Saturday 22nd June: Beard of Summer 2024: the third of the four quarterly seasonal Awards 2024 TBA
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