23rd June
For a Workers Borsetshire
The Ambridge Socialist Election Manifesto will be published on Monday. In the meantime we have challenged Labour candidate Chris Archer to a debate on the way forward for the left in Borsetshire
Alice pleads not guilty. A matter of class
When the Workers Republic of Borsetshire is established Alice will be found guilty by a people’s tribunal of being a member of the ruling Archers Dynasty. Meanwhile she has pleaded not guilty to various driving offences at Borchester Magistrates Court. Technically this is correct although solidarity may be in short supply
Mick needs to join a Union
Oliver may be a patrician Tory but Tory he remains, the only known reader of the Spectator in Ambridge. Mick has been living a charmed existence firstly appearing unkempt and annoying one of the snooty Grey Gables guests. Secondly going on the roof with Joy. He needs to join a union before any more indiscretions
Sgt Knacker Burns is still doing God
Knacker Burns has been in secret discussions with Alan Vicar about suitable prayers for what he imagines was his still born baby. Fallon prudently doesnt do God, or babies. There will be trouble ahead
Subjects that interest the BBC’s Ambridge Editor & Scriptwriters
1 Horses 2 ReWilding
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