Beard Liberation Front
21st July
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that with Joe Biden standing down as US Presidential candidate, the Democrats must learn the lesson of Trump’s VP pick, JD Vance who has a beard.
The campaigners say that the reactionary beard and politics of Vance are not the way forward. However Trump, who is a veteran beard hater, has recognised that beards and beard power are electorally popular in 2024.
While Kamala Harris may well be the Democrats Presidential nominee it is essential that this is balanced by an appropriate hirsute VP pick.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, Joe Biden always ignored our suggestions that he should grow a beard. His decision to stand down leaves the way clear for the Democrats to grasp the importance of progressive Beard Power
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