23rd August
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has launched an investigation into apparent beard trimming by JD Vance, Donald Trump’s current Presidential running mate.
Vance has appeared with a significantly trimmed beard and there is speculation that Trump, a well known beard hater, has ordered Vance to minimise his follicle impact.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, we are closely monitoring the JD Vance beard trimming situation. Frankly if he trimmed off entirely it would be an improvement were it not for the reality that this would just encourage Trump’s beard hatred.
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