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Beard Liberation Front wishes Keir Starmer a happy 62nd Birthday

In Uncategorized on September 2, 2024 by kmflett

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has wished Prime Minister Keir Starmer a happy 62nd Birthday. Reports suggest that his top team failed to do so on Monday morning but the BLF is pleased to mark the occasion particularly for someone with a sustained record of follicle care.

However the campaigners also say that 62 is a good age to grow beard, marking the gravitas of the Prime Ministerial Office.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, while we appreciate that Keir Starmer’s Arsenal still have a mixed record on facial hair, he is now in a position to show what a difference Beard Power can make. What better 62nd Birthday present than a beard?

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