The Ambridge Socialist
15th September
George has been charged with perverting the course of justice. Sgt Knacker Burns popped round during the week to remind him, using his police training, what this could mean. George seems to have survived unscathed.
Reviewing Archers social media some sympathy for Knacker is noted along the lines that he is unwell and the impact of his job has had on his health. This may be so but a quick look at the number of Metrpolitan Police officers currently suspended for at the very least unprofessional activities, notwithstanding those convicted and jailed for serious crimes may suggest that Knacker was just doing his job
Knacker Burns tries to cover up his attack on George by diverting attention to Emma and Will
Police Officers are notoriously ignorant of the law which is why the CPS exists. Acting on information from Chris he got over a beer in the Bull Knacker now appears to decided that Emma and Will have been assisting an offender. The Ambridge Two would be well advised to get a lawyer and draw the attention of the police to Knacker’s assault on George as well.
In Other News
Redecorating,. Alistair has moved the Professor’s statue of Beardyman (otherwise known as Plato). He did not have planning permission.
Brian and Alice have been to Ruairi’s graduation ceremony in London.
Jazzer is preparing a sunflower for the Flower and Produce Show. Strictly speaking its not actually his sunflower but given other events it should be fine.
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