16th September
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has called on Labour leader Keir Starmer to forget his obsession with smart suits, donated by benefactors, and grow a beard instead.
Unlike the suits, a beard is cost free and is also environmentally friendly.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, Keir Starmer says that his suits are all about the impression he makes when he represents Britain on the world stage. We say to Keir: a beard makes a bigger impression and also adds some much need gravitas too.
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