The Ambridge Socialist
29th September
Ambridge Ruling Class split over George Grundy
George Grundy’s sentencing hearing has been fixed for 10th October. He is unlikely to find Judge WhoHe who hands out draconian sentences to environmental protesters. His likely fate has however split the Ambridge ruling class. Oliver, who may be one of the last patrician Tories left in Britain, has provided a character reference. So too has Pat Archer, which will not go down well with the rest of the Ambridge ruling dynasty.
The Ambridge Socialist continues to offer unconditional but critical solidarity
Flower & Produce. Much Ado About Nothing
Kenton’s apple pie was judged the best at the Flower and Produce Show after most of the other entrants ended up on the floor due to a collapsed table. Who sabotaged the table? Lynda Snell who had failed to read the instructions on how to put it up
Clarrie Grundy
Clarrie is away looking after a sick relative. She hasn’t been heard of on the Archers since February 2024. We need more not less Grundys
Cricket Club Dinner
Shires was the drink of choice at the cricket club dinner hosted by Ambridge after they rather surprisingly topped the league. It was certainly a more progressive occasion than the Hunt Ball
Charging Station Café bid
Fallon has presented her bid to run the Charging Station café to a secretive committee. In reality Justin will probably decide and Fallon who swap one dodgy employer for another
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