The Ambridge Socialist
6th October
Truth & Reconciliation in Ambridge
Alice has been reading her impact statement prior to George Grundy’s sentencing hearing on 10th October. Full marks for Alice for doing it and for George for hearing it. Also well done to Keri Davies for writing it.
A socialist salute to Jill Archer
It’s been Jill’s birthday this week. There was of course cake. The actress Patricia Greene has been doubling up as Jill since 1957 and she is now in her 90s. Famously she was arrested for throwing a flapjack reflecting the best side of the Archers Dynasty
Hornets
After an Asian Hornet stung Zainab David discovered a nest on Brookfield’s land. Bee control was called and with the use of drones the hornet nest was destroyed. There was minimal damage to Jill’s bee hives
Cats
Not only does the Bull have a new cat now Pip has one too. Its clearly following the lead of well-known cat lover Keir Starmer. Perhaps it will be possible to arrange for sponsorship for the new Ambridge cat’s food.. The name of the Bull cat is open for suggestion. Given that Kenton Archer is a relative of Clement Attlee surely it must be Keir.
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