Beard Liberation Front
28th October
Contact BLF Organiser Keith Flett @kmflett
JD VANCE HEADS SCARIEST HALLOWEEN BEARD POLL
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, which campaigns against irrational prejudice against the hirsute, has said that the crypt door has creaked open on the Scariest Beard of Halloween 2024 poll with the final round of the poll now underway.
Neil Oliver and JD Vance won the first round of voting and went through to the final. In Round Two Laurence Fox and Morgan McSweeney headed the poll.
The title, awarded each year on October 31st, takes a wry look at Halloween festivities by identifying the scariest beard in the public eye. The winner is likely to win by the narrowest crack of a squeaky floorboard.
The BLF does not generally believe that beards are scary, a view promoted by generations of Pogonophobes and beard haters
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, facial hair is part of Halloween tradition. We aim every year to subvert some of the pogonophobia that lies behind that, while looking in a light hearted way at ‘scary’ beards.
The vote is pinned on Twitter @kmflett
The Scariest Halloween Beard of 2024 will be announced at midnight on 30th October
Scariest Halloween Beard Shortlist
Richard Branson, Rocket Man
Laurence Fox, social media star
JD Vance, Weirdo
Jonathan Gullis, unemployed
James Cleverly, politician
Morgan McSweeney, organiser
Neil Oliver, The Coast Guy
Richard Holden, politician
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