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Woolly Jumper & Organic Beard Alerts issued For Storm Bert

In Uncategorized on November 17, 2024 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

21st November

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, noting that the UK Met Office issued a woolly jumper alert for many areas of the country for the next period has added its own Organic Beard alert.

The campaigners say that now is the time to start growing out beards which may have been trimmed for the summer. Organic beards have been protecting against cold weather since the Crimean War in 1854.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, we are aware of course that an Organic Beard alert will not work for all and Organic Knitted Beards can be substituted in this eventuality. Moreover Storm Bert may be injurious to life and while beard advice is advisory, the Met Office warnings need to be heeded in full

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/nov/17/uk-weather-met-office-temperatures-drop

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