Beard Liberation Front
2nd December
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers has raised concerns over a rise in seasonal Marmalade sales.
The Times (2nd December) reports that the release of the film Paddington 3 on November 8th has seen a surge in Marmalade sales. Mark and Spencer’s blood orange and orange liqueur has seen, for example, a 43% increase in sales.
In Michael Bond’s original book from 1958 Paddington Bear is discovered with nothing but an empty jar of Marmalade
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, Marmalade is of course a tasty preserve. However there is a problem. It is one of the most un-beard friendly things out there. Getting marmalade in the beard will result in a follicular disaster.. A snood can help
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