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Campaign for Real Santas 2024 urges ‘tug of beard’ test for genuine Santas

In Uncategorized on December 14, 2024 by kmflett

CAMPAIGN FOR REAL SANTAS

Organised by the Beard Liberation Front

21st December

Contact Keith Flett @keithbeard.bksy.social

Ho Ho Ho: Campaign For REAL SANTAS 2024 urges tug of beard to test for genuine Santas

The Campaign for Real Santas, which promotes Santas with genuine organic beards, is continuing its 2024 initiative to promote real Santas with genuine beards by warning people to be aware of absurd false bearded Santas as the last pre-Christmas shopping weekend is underway.

The Campaigners say that with unemployment and under-employment amongst mature men over 50, there is absolutely no reason for anyone to use an assistant Santa who does not have a real beard.

At the same time the Campaign is also keen to encourage more female Santas with organic knitted beards.

Campaigners are urging parents and children to demand that Santas vigorously tug their beards as a definitive test as to whether they are in the presence of a real Santa or not.

CFRS organiser Keith Flett said, Christmas decorations and lights are up in main High Streets and Christmas tat is everywhere. Our task of exposing false bearded Santas is more important than ever.

The Best Organic Santas of 2024 are Michael Rosen and Ricky Tomlinson who split hairs for the annual honour in an on-line poll

THREE STEPS TO SPOT A GENUINE SANTA

1 Ask the Santa to tug their beard. If it comes away, then the Santa is FAKE

2 If the beard remains intact ask the Santa to tug their beard again. If the Santa swears then they are genuine. If they simply repeat a ‘ho ho ho’ mantra they are FAKE

3 The Campaign for Real Santas says that genuine Santas must have just the right mix of bonhomie and grumpiness and a real organic beard.

Notes

The Campaign for Real Santas is organised by the Beard Liberation Front

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