The Ambridge Socialist
15th December
Farage is looking for a farming role in the Archers
Nigel Farage appeared dressed as a farmer (flat cap, waxed jacket) or at least how he imagines farmers dress on a right-wing farming protest in central London on 11th December. Farage owns several properties in Kent but he is not now and has never been a farmer. It can only be concluded that after his appearance in I’m a Celebrity he is looking to play a farmer in the Archers. There is clearly scope for him to direct a tractor, driven by a GB News operative, over the rewilding area and then get to work on other ‘Woke’ Ambridge activities.
Pat & Tony’s 50th
Pat and Tony’s 50th wedding anniversary has been celebrated at the tea rooms. Tony reminded her that when he had met she was a Welsh cow hand reading Germaine Greer’s Female Eunuch. Those were the Ambridge days. Meanwhile Mick mistook a falafel for a scotch egg
Leonard has fallen of his electric bike
Leonard has fractured something after falling off his e-bike and has moved in at Brookfield. He will be able to sample the delights of Daveed’s lasagne..
Gavin is back: why…
Gavin Moss has returned to apologise to Lynda. The Ambridge Socialist suggests outsourcing the rest of this story line if there is any to the Moral Maze. Meanwhile a reminder that the original story was about modern slavery. Reparations remain due.
Beavers
Daveed has heard that Beavers are planned for the rewilding project. He thinks Beevers and Badgers are the same thing, after all their names both start with ‘B’. There could be trouble ahead.
The Pargetter twins are 25 now. Is Freddy ever to inherit Lower Loxley as Nigel intended? Will Vince give them a haunch of meat for xmas? Will Beth return to claim Ben?
none of this and less in next week’s Archers.
P. S. I thought the picture was of Brian. And we last heard that Brenda was engaged to another Barista, didn’t we?