
The Ambridge Socialist
12th January
Leonard: CND marcher
Attending, and speaking, at the funeral of a University friend this week, Leonard revealed his youthful past, a CND marcher to Aldermaston and a familiarity with the act of Lenny Bruce. At one point Leonard was set to join his son in Singapore but then decided to move into Brookfield to be with Jill.
David Archer’s threat to murder beavers is on hold
David Archer has form when it comes to murdering things. There remains the death of Nigel Pargetter who ‘fell’ off Lower Loxley roof on January 2nd 2011. He has a conviction for badger murder and was threatening to do the same to beavers who, it was suggested, might appear in the Rewilding Project. Justin Elliott found out and the matter is on hold.
In Other News
Brad has concerns about University.
He is finding his maths degree difficult but in reality running George’s ‘business’ is the issue
Sgt Knacker Burns
Knacker is off to a ‘special duties’ secondment in Yorkshire. This at least will leave Fallon free to focus on the Bull’s restaurant


In realty,’ Knacker’ Burns has been demoted to Constable, transferred to uniform branch and sent to do road safety at primary schools the ‘other side of Felpersham’