
Before he became PM Arsenal fan Keir Starmer regularly played eight a side football on an astroturf pitch in inner North London. He was playing again on Sunday, perhaps not exactly Lenin of the Rovers, as he missed a penalty.
The question is, did anyone score off the rebound? Before anyone answers Nigel Farage best to reflect that veteran smoker Nigel is not fit enough to make it on to a football pitch let alone score a goal


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