16th February
Ambridge is in the sh*t
There has the BBC reports been heavy rain in Ambridge and one result was that sewage swamped Bridge Farm, the Dairy and some houses in Beechwood. The Borchester Water Company are to blame but whether they will ever accept the blame is another matter. An important story line on the impact of water privateering, although the word nationalisation has yet to be mentioned.
Lawrence is a racist
Lawrence who writes for the cricket magazine Wicket and Stump has outed himself as a racist in making Islamophobic comments to Khalil and Lynda. Again it’s a to the point story line. An inquiry into the state of English cricket found a number of areas of discrimination following which, er, nothing much seems to have actually happened.
Faking it on the Bull Menu
Not all the items on the Bull menu are quite as described. The pastry for the pies is not home made the fish that goes with the chips is whiting not cod. The latter is probably noticeable but really who cares-the answer being Jolene concerned about reputational damage. One Chris Mason and the ex-Murdoch journalist who have been reading Rachel Reeves back pages on LinkedIn have finished perhaps they could have a look at this.
So, Farewell then Sgt Knacker Burns
Is he in fact actually ever going to come back?
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