The Ambridge Socialist
2nd March
Exclusive: Justin Elliott is a Borchester Water shareholder
Azra has questioned Justin about the sewage issue. Damara Capital were responsible for constructing the Beechwood Estate. He claimed that all appropriate infrastructure measures including drainage had been sorted. However if they hadn’t been then this was due to Borchester Water. Further BW’s responsibility is to their shareholders. If an issue needed addressing then the ‘community’ must do it. From which we deduce that Justin is a major shareholder in Borchester Water
Ramadan
Azra and family are marking Ramadan while staying at the Snells. The Telegraph hasn’t yet noticed but it will do
Cricket captain
Tom and Freddie want to be joint captain for the 2025 season. Lynda is unsure. It sounds like a good model for England’s cricket teams
The Tea Room crisis and brunch. Its Archer v Archer
Customers at the tea room are sparse and Natasha has started a war with Fallon and the Bull over plans to run a brunch service. According to Academic Archers the conversation between them was of the Jellyfish genre. The tea room and Natasha appear to be bankrupt but that isn’t usually something that bothers her
Thank you for listening to the Archers so we don’t have to any longer. I have felt out of touch since Nancy Banks-Smith stopped doing a Month in Ambridge.
It’s an important public service and we thank you.
Best wishes, Suzette Starmer (no relation)
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