The Beard Liberation Front
10th April
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has revealed that the key thing that unites Donald Trump and Keir Starmer is pride in their follicles.
Trump has just issued an order to increase the water pressure in US shower heads so he can properly wash what he refers to as his ‘beautiful’ hair. Given that Trump is the owner of one of the most impressive political combovers currently around, its hard to see that Trump washing whatever hair he has left would take more than a few seconds.
Keir Starmer by contrast, at least until he entered Downing St in July 2024, was a regular at his North London barbers, where on occasion he posted exchanges with his barber Chris on social media. At least Starmer does actually have hair (at the moment).
The Beard Liberation Front says that if Starmer and Trump can unite around the slogan ‘every follicle is precious’ reaching a trade deal, focusing in part on hair cut products, should be achievable
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