The Ambridge Socialist
13th April
Hosepipe through Martyn Gibson’s letterbox was an act of collective retribution
The Ambridge Socialist sent condolences to Borsetshire Land and Borsetshire Water’s Martyn Gibson after a person unknown pushed a hosepipe through his letter box and potentially damaged his wooden flooring. It was a picture of the smallest violin we could find.
The Ambridge Socialist prefers to think of it as an act of collective retribution by villagers fed up with exploiter Gibson. His now ex-wife Pam would have been fully justified in doing it as would the inhabitants of Beechwood Close. If Gibson had any morality, which is highly doubtful he would issue a public apology for his own activities
Clarrie is looking for a job
After an entirely avoidable redundancy at the Diary (a reminder to boycott Borsetshire Blue)Clarrie is looking for a job. Given Eddie’s precarious existence the money is no doubt a concern but also keeping active and engaged is important. Age should not come into it.
Rochelle and the Abattoir
Rochelle a vegan has got a job at Vince’s meat packing plant. She has noted that times are tough and needs must. For other views on this check the Academic Archers on Facebook
Walter Gabriel is to return to Ambridge, M’Old Pal..
One of the great proletarian characters of Ambridge, Walter Gabriel, is set to return when two special VE Day Archers episodes are broadcast looking at village life in the 1940s…
Daily Telegraph Insert on Farmers Inheritance Tax
It was promised and duly appeared on 12th April. Daveed Archer and Brian were outraged that farmers will have to pay some inheritance tax. Ben and Jolene were not. That will not be enough to satisfy the far right loons at the Telegraph who certainly think the Archers should be about this and nothing else ad infinitum
In Other News
Eddie has been to visit George in prison
Freddie has paid £4.50 for a pint of Zero in the Bull. Water is generally free in pubs…
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