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The Beard Liberation Front is investigating why self styled US Defence Secretary Hegseth has only one sideburn

In Uncategorized on April 21, 2025 by kmflett

21st April

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said it is investigating why self styled US Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth has only one sideburn while the normal quotient is two

Historic pictures show Hegseth with a complete complement of sideburns but in a public appearance on Easter Monday one was missing.

The BLF facial hair styles sub committee is investigating.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, its unclear whether Hegseth is launching a new fashion in sideburns or has simply shaved one off by mistake. If the latter it is perhaps surprising that he didn’t also shave the other one as well and start again. It doesn’t take a long time to grow sideburns

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