Beard Liberation Front
Media release 26th June
contact BLF Organiser Keith Flett @keithbeard.bsky.social
National Beard Week 2025. Keir Starmer named Beard Hater of the Year
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has named Labour leader Keir Starmer as Beard Hater, or to use the Greek term Pogonophobe, of the Year as part of National Beard Week.
The campaigners say that while, like his mentor Tony Blair, Keir Starmer, has hirsute Cabinet members and Morgan McSweeney, he is also, just as Blair was, very clearly a clean shaven revisionist. He has never been known to wear a beard even when a student radical
Previous recipients of the perhaps unwanted accolade include Boris Johnson, Nigel Farage and Donald Trump
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, beard wearers are proud to be Woke and perpetually clean shaven Keir Starmer clearly has a very different perspective just like Tony Blair before him
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