The Ambridge Socialist
June 29th
Amber warning
George has got a new special friend, Amber. Or possibly the other way around. Amber is a refugee from Coronation St and has already opined that her appearance in Ambridge will be interesting. On Friday we were treated to Amber having tea with Emma, Ed and Will. The only surprise was that Amber didn’t mention that she is related to the late Brian Rix.
Meanwhile Sgt Knacker Burns who previously defected to Corrie has made a re-appearance. This does not appear to be a permanent return as Knacker has been speaking to the Mirror about gloomy plot lines in Corrie and how there are more to come.
Brian Aldridge or Justin Elliott: which side are you on in the ruling class war?
Justin Elliott has called another meeting of Borchester Land to attempt to push through his plan to rewild a significant part of BL land. This land of course is currently farmed by Aldridge (or more specifically Stella) under contract. The Ambridge Socialist notes that the Ambridge ruling class is a band of warring brothers but the class struggle still applies. Justin Elliott believes that through his ownership of Damara Capital he has the support to ram through rewilding. He needs to be defeated before we then go on to defeat Aldridge in turn.
Dross returns
A long lost Ambridge band, the aptly named Dross, are threatening a return. The Ambridge Socialist archives reveal that they seem to have been last heard around 2002 when members Ed, Fallon and Jazzer. At this point they were involved in trying to boot each other out of the band.
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