The Ambridge Socialist
3rd August
Borsetshire Land: Band of Warring Brothers
The Borsetshire Land Board meeting on Friday concluded with a feasibility study into whether Justin and Martyn’s plans for profit making will indeed make lots of profits. Justin has a controlling interest via Damara Capital. However Brian has now told Justin that he is pulling out of his contract with Borsetshire Land. Justin will survive, Stella is in a more difficult position… Collateral damage as Justin would no doubt see it.
Village Shop crisis and community spirit. Ambridge is not broken
Dry rot has been discovered in the flat above the shop, occupied by Chris and Martha. Remedial works will take some weeks. In the meantime the village shop and its contents have to be vacated. Fortunately the Ambridge community joined together to get the job done overnight. Whatever Farage & Co may think, Ambridge is clearly not broken.
No sympathy for Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson has got Bovine TB on his hobby farm. It’s a sign of the times that the usually liberal-ish Academic Archers FB site has some comments expressing sympathy for the obnoxious one. The Ambridge Socialist does not concur
In Other News
George has written, or is threatening to write, a poem. E J Thribb lives
Mia has got a new special friend
It has transpired that Ed had accidentally got footage via a drone of the number plate of the car of whoever set fire to the Bull’s sign. It seems to suggest that the security crisis is abating..
The Gills who never appeared in the first place are now selling Home Farm. A vacancy for some new Ambridge occupants has occurred.
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