The Ambridge Socialist
17th August
JD Vance visits the wrong Bull & is barred.
Brian needs to become Farm Director Emeritus
Brian Aldridge is a fixture of ruling class Ambridge but he is 80 years old and the demands of running a farm are clearly telling. Of course he can still be involved as a consultant but surely it’s time for Adam to take charge at Home Farm and see if on that basis Stella will return… The involvement of Kate is not required. She should surely be exiled to Willow Farm as previously agreed
Eddie Grundy avoids arrest by ICE as JD Vance swerves The Bull
JD Vance spent a few days in Oxfordshire surrounded by a phalanx of secret service operatives. It’s not clear how much of the English countryside he actually got to see but the suggestion that he might stop by the Bull either did not happen or was not reported by the BBC. He did try and visit the Bull Charlbury but unofficial action by the hostelries workers stopped that happening
In Other News
Lynda’s angst about failing to credit Akram for the fete has been resolved. Meanwhile it sounds like Robert has been seconded to Coronation Street
Marlene has ended her liaison with Martyn Gibson and this is surely a very sensible decision.
The village shop has moved into the Village Hall. Surely it’s time to relaunch it as an Ambridge Wetherspoons
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