The Ambridge Socialist
24th August
Racist & Sexist Lawrence Harrington reported
Golf. The fact that two female teens were allowed on to the driving range at the golf club (Jazzer was spending time in the nineteenth hole) suggests that, unreported by the BBC, the golf club has become a bit less stuffy than Martyn Gibson has suggested. Racist Lawrence Harrington appeared and endeavoured to give ‘advice’ to Chelsea and Zeinab. Perhaps surprisingly Martyn Gibson called him out
Sgt Knacker Burns Corrie Contract extended
Sgt Burns is officially doing the job Oop North. Actually he is in Coronation St. Since Fallon has offered Chris & Martha house space it appears that Knacker’s Corrie contract has been extended.
Dross, another puzzling BBC storyline. Clearly the Lakes Tourist promotion team have gained access to Archers scripts. It could be worse. The Ambridge Socialist swimming advisor has indicated that Ed and Jazzer swimming in a lake without training and preparation could lead to unfortunate consequences.
Ambridge cricket. Time for it to be franchised, even if Henry or perhaps even because Henry could be the new Jacob Bethell
I’m very much not buying Gibson’s apparent conversion to becoming a supportive feminist.